420 ftw
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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