my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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