She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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