I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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