My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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