is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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