i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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