All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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