Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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