chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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