he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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