do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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