is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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