Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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