BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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