I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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