ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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