Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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