I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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