I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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