i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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