mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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