I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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