I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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