i don't like sucking hair
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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