my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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