I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
So vagazzling was a success
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
