You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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