fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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