so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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