Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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