Kareoke will never be a sober sport
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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