hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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