My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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