And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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