My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
