Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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