Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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