it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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