but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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