isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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