Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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