I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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