Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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