Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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