you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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