Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
These tits shall not be calmed
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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