its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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