and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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