you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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