i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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