Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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