wat bout pragnant strippers??
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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