So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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